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Verb conjugation

conchier

to beshit, to shit on something; used to tell someone to get lost

Usage

Conchier is an obscure, vulgar, and largely literary verb meaning to defile or foul something — in modern usage it survives almost only in the dated, informal expression être conchié par la critique (to be trashed by critics). Not a verb learners need for everyday French.

Examples
  • Ce roman a été conchié par la critique à sa sortie.This novel was trashed by critics when it came out.
  • Le mot conchier n'apparaît presque plus que dans des textes anciens.The word conchier appears almost only in old texts now.
  • Il vaut mieux éviter ce verbe à l'oral aujourd'hui.It's best to avoid this verb in speech today.
Common mistake

There's no genuine common mistake to flag here since almost no learner will encounter or need this word — it's included for completeness as a real, if archaic and vulgar, entry in the verb table, not as practical vocabulary.

Simple tenses

Present

jeconchie
tuconchies
il/elleconchie
nousconchions
vousconchiez
ils/ellesconchient

Imperfect

jeconchiais
tuconchiais
il/elleconchiait
nousconchiions
vousconchiiez
ils/ellesconchiaient

Past historic (passé simple)

jeconchiai
tuconchias
il/elleconchia
nousconchiâmes
vousconchiâtes
ils/ellesconchièrent

Future

jeconchierai
tuconchieras
il/elleconchiera
nousconchierons
vousconchierez
ils/ellesconchieront

Conditional

jeconchierais
tuconchierais
il/elleconchierait
nousconchierions
vousconchieriez
ils/ellesconchieraient

Subjunctive

jeconchie
tuconchies
il/elleconchie
nousconchiions
vousconchiiez
ils/ellesconchient

Subjunctive (imperfect)

jeconchiasse
tuconchiasses
il/elleconchiât
nousconchiassions
vousconchiassiez
ils/ellesconchiassent

Imperative

tuconchie
nousconchions
vousconchiez

Compound tenses

Passé composé

jeai conchié
tuas conchié
il/ellea conchié
nousavons conchié
vousavez conchié
ils/ellesont conchié

Plus-que-parfait

jeavais conchié
tuavais conchié
il/elleavait conchié
nousavions conchié
vousaviez conchié
ils/ellesavaient conchié

Passé antérieur

jeeus conchié
tueus conchié
il/elleeut conchié
nouseûmes conchié
vouseûtes conchié
ils/elleseurent conchié

Futur antérieur

jeaurai conchié
tuauras conchié
il/elleaura conchié
nousaurons conchié
vousaurez conchié
ils/ellesauront conchié

Conditionnel passé

jeaurais conchié
tuaurais conchié
il/elleaurait conchié
nousaurions conchié
vousauriez conchié
ils/ellesauraient conchié

Subjonctif passé

jeaie conchié
tuaies conchié
il/elleait conchié
nousayons conchié
vousayez conchié
ils/ellesaient conchié

Subjonctif plus-que-parfait

jeeusse conchié
tueusses conchié
il/elleeût conchié
nouseussions conchié
vouseussiez conchié
ils/elleseussent conchié

Impératif passé

tuaie conchié
nousayons conchié
vousayez conchié

Other

Present participle

conchiant

Past participle

conchié

Infinitive

conchier

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Frequently asked questions

What does "conchier" mean?

"conchier" means "to beshit, to shit on something; used to tell someone to get lost".

How do you conjugate "conchier" in the present tense?

The present of "conchier" is: je conchie, tu conchies, il/elle conchie, nous conchions, vous conchiez, ils/elles conchient.

What is the Passé composé of "conchier"?

The passé composé of "conchier" is: je ai conchié, tu as conchié, il/elle a conchié, nous avons conchié, vous avez conchié, ils/elles ont conchié.

What is the Imperative of "conchier"?

The imperative of "conchier" is: tu conchie, nous conchions, vous conchiez.